Should I start working out?

Or just buy less cheap furniture? These are the questions I pondered at 1:30 in the morning when my dining room chair collapsed as I start to get out of it. Seeing as how this is the second of our chairs to catastrophically fail (that's an engineering term) and the eighth to be decommissioned altogether, I'm leaning towards buying less cheap chairs. Viv, on the other hand, is taking this as a sign of other things.