6 years ago
Monday, July 24, 2006
I am so embarrassed . . .
for the guy on the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy show. Marc and I were watching Queer Eye this evening and the guy they were making over was obsessed with the medieval time period. He proposed to his girlfriend by taking her to this castle where everyone was dressed in medieval garb. (Before I go any further I apologize to anyone who dresses up in medieval attire on the weekends, this is not meant to offend you). Everyone at this castle spoke in old English and acted ridiculously. i.e. They said things like "Excuse me fair maiden." To make matters worse, before this guy proposed he participated in a sword fight where he got his butt kicked several times. If Marc dressed up in medieval attire before he proposed and participated in a fight where he got his butt kicked, I might have to think a little harder about my answer. Thankfully, Marc did not wear tights when he proposed. At least he didn't wear any tights that were visible to the public. Anyway, after the guy gets his butt kicked he goes inside and during a dinner with all the other medieval enthusiasts he proposes, with the permission of the court of course. Anyway, while we were watching the show I kept covering my eyes. The whole thing was just so embarrassing. It was like watching Napoleon Dynamite in action. Except on the show, this guy was not acting. Not to be to harsh, the guy seemed really nice, but he definitely was not any cooler than Napoleon. By the way, Marc and I were just doing our best Napoleon immitations. We were trying to figure out the best ways to type some of his sounds. Comment with your suggestions.

10 comments:
Just so you all know, Vivian chuckled to herself the entire time she wrote this entry. I asked her if she really thought she was that funny, and she replied that she was just remembering what a train wreck of a show she had just watched.
Also, Thom totally let me down on his room design.
Im totally laughing as I read this. THIS is the kind of stuff you need to write about. I knew you had it in you. And the whole blog was made even better by Marcs response. "Sweet." (Napoleon says that doesnt he?)
PS- PC has a Napoleon t-shirt that has a picture and definition of a-"its-pretty-much-my-favorite-animal" Liger. Does that help?
Sure it helps. We couldn't remeber all his sounds/sayings. i.e. "Idiot." We couldn't figure out how to type his sounds because some of them are just like breathing noises. hehe. Anyway, back to work.
Adam, that is so funny. Its not that people who are interested in that stuff are not nice good people, but it is just so darn nerdy. Like I said the guy seemed nice enough and I'm sure your manager is a good guy.
"Tina.....eat you supper.....god."
not sure about the breathing noises. It'll come to me. By the way, "whose the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?" Anyway I better go "i've been chatting online with babes all day, besides we both know I'm training to be a cage fighter." Sorry had to throw Kip in there too.
I love all the Napoleon quotes. What a great movie. Although I think Old School is still my recent favorite.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/quotes
"You just took one in the jugular, man."
"Oh my god. Is this bad? Is this bad?"
[laughing] "You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
This is for you Viv. I had to edit it a little bit, but hilarious just the same. Thanks Lisa for the web-site.
Sooooooooo funny! That movie is awesome. "We're streaking we're streaking" heheheheh
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